My name is Melissa, I'm a 30-something woman living in the shadow of New York City. That is to say, the suffocating suburbs of Long Island. I suppose anything else will have to be picked up in the course of reading my blog. If I ever write anything else. If you ever read further than this. If anyone ever reads this.
Let's be honest, the interwebs doesn't need another self-indulgent blogger. Too bad though, because I am just that.
